Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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