I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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