Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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