I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the liver wants what the liver wants
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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