should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He has the fingertips of a God
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