To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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