we're blogging at a bar
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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