So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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