i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
they need to just BURY HIM!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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