look no pants
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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