I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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