I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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