she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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