I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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