Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
They took my balls.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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