I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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