I CAN MOONWALK!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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