At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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