no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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