I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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