and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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