Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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