i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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