Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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