Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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