Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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