you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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