i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I understand Curling. That high.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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