I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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