I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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