what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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