Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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