bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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