..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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