Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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