I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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