Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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