video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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