About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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