am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Sex in the backyard? Check.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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