she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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