and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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