Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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