Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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