Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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