I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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