My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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