Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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