speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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