Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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