That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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